Seven things only UNILORIN students can relate with

You probably a student or an aspirant of the University of Ilorin, here are seven things you definitely will understand how they work. For freshers, they will later not be new to you, eventually, you are not new to them.

 1. Face Tanke

Tanke is the area Unilorin is situated and the school is adjacent to other Tanke areas. Funnily, no student ever pray to be given the phrase, face Tanke. In that, it means to expel student as a result of poor performance. Thousands of students have been given the face Tanke phrase which some ended their educational career like that

So if you are a fresher, you are expected to read beyond repair, LMAO, so as not to face Tanke.

If you no face your book wella here oga you go face Tanke ooo
Over 1 thousand students don face Tanke for unilorin faa

2. Item 7 Goosebumps

Item 7 is the most populous eatery in Ilorin as a whole, situated in almost all important places in the capital; especially in Tanke, you need to see how students queue to buy this delicious food. Mehn, I swear, the goosebumps will send sapa on a long journey.

You hear, extra rice with chicken, coleslaw, extra plantain and extra beef if you’re rich in the pocket. Otherwise, sapa will make you just buy your mixed rice and beef and be going.

3. The Fight For Bus At Oke-Odo Every Morning

Oke-Odo is a popular place in Tanke, Ilorin. Guy, you need to see the rush for cabs, buses as if education was a do or die thing. To passers-by it is a glorious scenario; in that intended leaders of tomorrow are taking books seriously.

4. Every word MUST end in Faa

Ilorin as a whole will push this ending word into your mouth, faa! It is funny how students who might have not been to Ilorin before easily get acquainted with using the word faa.

Most students choose it just to feel along  faa, LOL.

5. Shouting ‘Don’t Pour’ when entering your Hostel

If your hostel is inside the school, guy, you better shout don’t pour with all your strength, if not pot stinking of two days reeks will be poured on you. You dare not even think of fighting, just go and have your bath before the smell will soak inside your body.

6. Unilorin is very big and vast. You can’t succeed in trying to trek from the school gate to anywhere.

7. Unilorin takes the dress code too serious, every department has a decent dress code that must be followed strictly. No doubt, that why you see their girl always cat-walking in their palazzo.