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Few things I observed during my stay in Ibadan.

I lived in Ibadan for close to a year (February 2020 – December 2020), and I think the most important thing you should know about Ibadan is that Ibadan Women has Biiiiiiiiiiiggggggg Yansh (buttocks).

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I lived in Ibadan for close to a year (February 2020 – December 2020), and I think the most important thing you should know about Ibadan is that Ibadan Women has Biiiiiiiiiiiggggggg Yansh (buttocks).

I am very sorry if my previous paragraph sounds offensive, I don’t mean to sexualize Ibadan Women but it is just a reality that needs to be stated.

I sometimes wonder if the goddess of Yansh, Aphrodite had a Covenant with the Ancestors of Ibadan to bless their women with BIG Beautiful Butt.

Now that you’ve known the most important thing about Ibadan I think we can move on to others facts.

Another important thing  I think you should know is that Ibadan is a very big city, In fact, it is the second biggest city in Africa by landmass behind Cairo of Egypt.

I can remember my first time getting to Ibadan, transiting from Ojo to Orita Challenge was one of the Longest Journey of my life.

I spent two hours, boarded up to three vehicles just moving within the city.

Another point is that Ibadan is a very old city, whenever I am transiting within Ibadan I keep wondering why archaeologists have not excavated the whole city.

They are Literarily brown iron roofs and mud houses everywhere, houses with ancient designs you only see in Nolly wood Movie.

Another thing I observed during my stay in Ibadan is that the city is a very commercial city compared to other cities in the Country.

They are literally selling something in every nook and corner, more like a low-budget Lagos but with less traffic.

Another important thing you should know about Ibadan is there is always a Party every Weekend. If you are very familiar with the Ibadan you will be having a blast every weekend.

There is always a burial, a wedding, or a reason for celebration every weekend at Ibadan so if you the type that can fit in easily or the type that can hustle for food at a Yoruba party, you should be living in Ibadan.

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  1. Amalove

    July 12, 2021 at 6:18 PM

    Lol, this is the funniest article i have read in a while.

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